經典的爆笑突又來了!第4張我給100分,笑到快瘋掉了!你喜歡哪一張?
1. 這種男友不能找:
2. 為什麼我家的老婆不是她?
3. 這時回家,該生氣還是高興?
剛好來玩個一石二鳥!
4. 又黃又騷的小黃人:
百年難得一見!
5. 根本無法拒絕
求長髮美女心裡陰影麵積!
6. 可以1分鐘打出這麼多字也是不簡單!!
7. 低頭族:
圖 /示意圖,非當事人本人,來自電視劇《古劍奇譚》側拍花絮照片
手機已經成為人們身體一部分了,放下手機比截肢還痛苦!冪冪你一邊吃東西也不肯放下手機嗎?難道是在跟...閒聊?
圖 / 示意圖,非當事人本人,來自wiki維基百科
有網友說,希望科技回到2002年左右的水準就正好,雖然那時有手機,可是打電話的費用還蠻貴!每天發幾個簡訊保持連絡就好。而且那時候還會產生1種期待感,興致勃勃,現在手機太可怕了!
8. 真相:
圖 / 示意圖,非當事人本人,來自網路
鄰居:「我看網路傳言,2個人在一起了,只有公開秀恩愛了,才是認真的,如果她一直不po上臉書跟我秀恩愛,是不是證明他還有備胎,或者他不喜歡我?」
我:「你想哪去了,你就是醜而已!」
9. 怎麼死的:
圖 / 示意圖,非當事人本人,來自網路
跟醫生聊天,我說:「科技越發達檢查出來的病越多,你說這是好事還是壞事?」
醫生:「以前死了都是稀裡糊塗死的!現在死了至少讓你知道是怎麼死的!」
10. 吵架:
小時候父母吵架,媽媽要回娘家...
圖 / 示意圖,非當事人本人,來自網路
這時老爸就偷掐我屁股,我疼得大哭!沒辦法,我媽就不走了!
你覺得哪個最好笑?
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